I am sorry your majesty

One completely drunk man stood under the Nelson's Column and poured off.
A bobby came up to him and said:
- Excuse me, sir. But it's the Nelson's Column...
- I fuck your Nelson!
- Excuse me, sir. But it's a public place...
- I fuck your public!
- Excuse me, sir. But the Queen has a promenade here sometimes.
- I fuck your queen!!!
- Indeed?!
- In bed!
- Oh, I am sorry your majesty!